老婆書(shū)香門(mén)第長(zhǎng)大,第一次帶我去岳父家吃飯。桌上每人一本《論語(yǔ)》,我正襟危坐。開(kāi)飯時(shí),岳父拿起筷子吟道:“食不言。”老婆接:“寢不語(yǔ)。”我憋半天說(shuō):“……再來(lái)碗飯?”全家人盯著我,老婆幽幽道:“夫君,我們應(yīng)該說(shuō)‘請(qǐng)?jiān)儋n一碗’。”岳母心疼道:“孩子,直接說(shuō)就行。”結(jié)果她轉(zhuǎn)頭對(duì)岳父怒吼:S老頭子,又把詩(shī)集的稿紙墊餐桌了!”
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