老婆突然問我:“你記不記得當年追我的三個男人?”我說記得。她說:“他們都開保時捷給我送過花。”我嚇一跳:“真的?”老婆冷笑:“假的,就想讓你承認當年你啥也沒送,我就嫁了。”我沉默半天:“其實……我也送過。”她眼睛亮了:“送啥?”我說:“送走了那三個男人。”
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